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Newton 's Laws For Love
Posted On 09/04/2007 16:50:22

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.(or assets - depend cas)

First law:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (ses freres for instance) comes into play and break the whole relationship.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. (Bank Balance can be replaced by Passport aka Nationality)

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

 

I knew physics would be useful one day ...


Geography of a Woman
Posted On 07/04/2007 22:34:25

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like Mauritius, very hot,
relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction
is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide
and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with
a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

 

Human Beat Box - Mari Bon Piti la!
Posted On 09/03/2007 16:08:37

How to tell when relationship is over in 90 secs
Posted On 09/03/2007 16:04:00

Oops I did it Again !
Posted On 27/02/2007 02:05:17

My Top20 Dance/Electro Chart 2006
Posted On 02/01/2007 23:21:08
1 Cicada - The Things You Say (Dirty South Rmx)
2 Outwork - Elektro
3 Tocadisco - Music Loud
4 The Bomb - Skynight (Feat Sean Finn)
5 The Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
6 X-Boys VS Stephan M - Do Not Disturb
7 Eric Prydz Vs Pink Floyd - Proper Education
8 Eddie Thoneick & Kur - Love Sensation 2006
9 Lee Ann Raz - Over The Night
10 Bob Sinclar - Rock This Party (Feat Cutee B)
11 David Vendetta - Love To Love You
12 Beatfreakz - Superfreak
13 Arno Cost & The Henchmen - Women
14 Da Sushiman feat Chynna Blue - In & Out
15 Mason - Bigboy Exercises
16 Louis Botella - Let's Be Free
17 K. & Saly - I Can't Stop
18 Nelly Furtado - Promiscuos (Axwell Remix)
19 Filterfunk - S.O.S (Message in a Bottle)
20 Mason - Exceeder

Pourquoi ?
Posted On 08/12/2006 02:33:57

Brusquement, autour de moi, tout s'est eteint
Et je sens que c'est la fin
Je cherche dans le noir une porte a ouvrir
Mes forces m'abandonnent dans un dernier soupir

Les images du passé défilent,
Les sourires, les pleurs, cette vie si futile.

Qu'est-ce qui pourrait bien me retenir
Dans ce monde ou je n'ai pas d'avenir

C'est drole, comme les choses autrefois essentielles
Apparaissent maintenant si superficielles
Je savourais le bonheur
Loin du mal et de ces rumeurs

Z

 


Let the Music Play - ohh ahh
Posted On 02/11/2006 09:43:36

Yes Ramadan is over , Time to get the decks out 

 

My top ten for this week is

1 Till West and Dj Delicious - Same Man
2 Filterfunk - S.O.S (Message in a Bottle)
3 The Egg - Walking Away
4 K. & Saly - I Can't Stop
5 Louis Botella - Let's Be Free
6 The Bomb - Skynight (Feat Sean Finn)
7 Bob Sinclar - Hold On (Feat. Steve Edwards)
8 Paris Avenue - In My Mind
9 M.A.N.D.Y. (vs Booka) - Body Language
10 Basto! - Rock With You

Back to Ze Base
Posted On 27/10/2006 06:41:57

Deja 1 semaine .. premier fois mo fer Eid loin ec mo mifa .. mais n'empeche pas ti mal aussi entre bannes kamas - ene lot experience.Ine bien manger/boire/fimer/met nissa. Maintenant back to reality. 

Fresser la ine dehors en passant - bel demagozie mo ire ou 




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