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Posted On 17/09/2007 21:31:06
If Only You Knew...





     

If only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I've only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I'll never touch the ground again...
If only you knew.

If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You've made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you've shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve...
If only you knew.

If only you could realize
the way you've shown me
that it's better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I'm willing to give you my all
and expect nothing in return.
But, oh how I yearn
for you...
if only you knew.






"If Only You Knew," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000


 




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poupette barbie
Posted On 15/09/2007 10:36:27

1 Jour 1 pere de famille p rentre lacase apres 1 journer travail ek ler li p faire rond point Phoenix, li alle realiser ki zordi laniversaire so tifi. Li change lane vite vite li perse Toys R Us. Li rentre dan rayon poupette Barbie mais selman ena tellement kaliter poupette ki li pas fouti decider lekel pou pren. Etant sa kaliter dimoune ki pas peur paye cher pou 1 zafer unik la, li trouve 1 fam p re rempli stock lor rayon ek li demande li combien sa ban poupette Barbie la couter.

 

"Madame mo p rode aster 1 poupette pou mo tifi, eski mo ti cav coner combien zot couter s'il vous plait?

 

 Fam la ti ena stock list r li.Li check prix la ek dire boug la:

"Barbie dan Gym la li Rs300, Barbie p faire Shopping la li Rs300, Barbie dan la plage la li Rs300, Barbie dan discotek la li Rs300, Barbie dan Lespace la li Rs300...."

 

Boug la commence plein r fam la parski tout couyonade poupette kaliter lor couleur la mem prix ki couyonade sa? Ki faire fam la pas p dire tout Rs300

 

Fam la continier mem:

 "Barbie lor Skateboard Rs300, Barbie Divorcer li Rs2500.."

 

Boug la ti pou alle leve r fam la lorski fam la ine alle dire Barbie divorcer la Rs2500. Boug la so lizier allimer li tane 1 barbie different ek pli cher mais crapo couma li eter li demander aber ki faire li Rs2500 sanla?

 

Fam la get la haut, hoche so latete, ferme so lizier, soupirer ek d'un air ki a faire get boug la reponde li:

 

"Aber missier, avec Barbie divorcer ou gagne lotto Ken, Lacase Ken, Ken so bato, Ken so campement, so ban meubles lacase ek Ken so bon camarade."


namard fek sape dan prison
Posted On 15/09/2007 10:26:44

namard fek sape dan prison apres 10 ans,li decide pou  al fer so la tourner dan 1 lakaz a soir pou li gagne in p di bien ,li ressi rant par 1 la fenetre dans n ti flat bien cocasse parti labas .sa meme sa bane cyber village si pa koi enkor. mais li surpris trouve bodo ek fifi p fer chocholoco lor lilit.

namard riss bodo depi lor lilit et atasse li lor ene chaise.apres ,li ale attache fame la ousi.kan li ti p attache li ,li embrase li  n cou lor so licou et apres li ale dan la salle de bain.

kouma namard ti p prend in p letemp pou revini bodo dire .:fi mo gatee ,sa boug la bien danzere sa et mo croire li pane truve n fame depi bien lontan.si li envi fer kitsose r toi  accepter sans hesitation .mo kontan toi pou tuzur.

ler la fif repond :li pa ti p embrasse moi li ti p dire moi dan mo zoreil ki li 1 pedale and ki li p truve toi mignon.et apres li dimane moi si ena vaseline ,mone dire li dans la salle debain .mo content toi pu tuzur moissi


men will never win
Posted On 11/09/2007 11:01:53
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off

your
rear and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated

woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a

pervert.
If you don't, you are gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a

sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you are over-sexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

chauffer taxi
Posted On 11/09/2007 10:39:58
1 sofer taxi in ramasse 1 reunionais airport plaisance. Zot p pass kot lopital rose belle, reuionais deman sofer ki ete sa. Mauricien dire li, lopital sa,fek fini ranzer. Reuionais rode fer so grand noir,li dire sofer la: “A la reunion, nou construisons un tel batiment en une semaine”
Sofer pas cass so latet ar boug la. Arrive n ti p plis loin, pass kot cyber city,reuionais deman meme zafer. Sofer p explik li ici meme ki ena 1 ta computer pou fer tou kaliter travail. Reuionais re rode torr mauricien n coute, li dire: “A la reunion, nous construisons un tel batiment en 4 jours.”
Sofer p commence plein ar boug la. Arrive port-louis aster, pass kot caudan. Reuionais so lizier in bat lor la meme. Li deman sofer ki ete sa. Mauricien la repon li: “Mo pas coner, gramatin kan mo ti passer li pas ti la sa !!”

ene ti joke mauricien
Posted On 11/09/2007 10:36:17

2 fou p saye sauver depi lazil. Banla fer plan pou sot par lafnet et apr?? pass par caro canne. 1er fou prend so lelan, li soter, mais li al tom dans buisson et sa fer 1 ta tapaz. Gardien ti p pass dans les paraz et li crier: ki sanla laba? 1er Fou so latet pas ti trop gagne bezer. Li fer ‘miao’. Gardien manz sa boule la. Li ti croire vraimem 1 satte. 2eme fou sauter aster. Li fer plis tapaz ki 1er la. Gardien recrier: ena kiken laba?2eme fou la so case ti desperate meme li et li repon: 2eme satte la sa!!

Another one:

3 piti, 1 mauricien, 1 rodriguer ek 1 reunioner ti p a survol moris dan 1 helicopter… rodriguer get enba ar so jumelle et dir:”hey ar mo jumelle mo p truv 1 cancrela depi isi!” reunioner rod declar pli mari li dir:”mwa ar mo jumelle mo p truv 1 fourmi lor cancrela la so laizel!” MAURICIEN li (tjr nou nou pli mari) dir:”hey b mwa ar mo jumelle mo p truv 1 sousson lor likou fourmi la!!!”


sorry
Posted On 10/09/2007 20:28:22
Did you know the meaning of sorry???
some says that sorry are means of goodbye and the
end of everything.
but would you believe if i tell you....
that the word sorry means...
that he cant live without you...
that he promise to you that...
he will never hurt you again..
and its the way of telling you that your everything
that he wants to live for....

homework
Posted On 10/09/2007 19:59:51
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework

a wife duties
Posted On 10/09/2007 19:54:13
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day, he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Oregon. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.



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