A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the
essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay
and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS,
SOME OF MY
FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.........................

Hahahah....................